A collection of sarcastic obituaries ripped from the deadlines. Robert Hulseman, Inventor of the Red Solo Cup. He is survived by daughters Patricia and Margaret, who both happen to be D-cups. Hulseman was preceded in death by his devoted wife Sheila, whose coffin lid was designed to accommodate extra foam .

Morning Report at Mount Sinai Hospital. Friday, October 19, 2012. It is borrowed from the recent succinct article by some of our own colleagues in Internal Medicine in Toronto, which you can find at this link. For the full set of guidelines, click on this link. Wednesday, September 12, 2012.

at the Toronto General Hospital. Friday, June 23, 2017. Last week we discussed an approach to bradycardia at morning report. When there is an abnormality in a vital sign, the first step is to ensure stability. Assess the ABCs, get monitors on, IV access. Bradycardia is defined as a heart rate less than 60 beats per minute. Ask yourself, is this unstable bradycardia? Go down the unstable bradycardia ACLS algorithm.

Me coming out of the dressing room looking for approval before purchase.